Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
14.06.2025 04:23

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I have complete contempt for fakery
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I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I have complete contempt for traitorism
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
What is the XXX XXX Keerna Kappor video?
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
Can relationship issues cause depression?
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I don’t cotton to rapists
What is the best interracial stories that you hear or know and want to share?
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I see through liars
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
Why do good-looking men date homely women?
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I actually pay taxes
I can count
I understand how hurricane paths work
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I can read
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I have a reading level above third grade
I took the same Oath and took it seriously